15 Short Funny Quotes For Humor Month

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Submitted 2010-09-08 21:06:17

1. "The Internet could be a nice approach to induce on the Net." ~ Bob Dole
2. "Ugliness is best than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity can get us all." ~ Johnny Depp
3. "On cable TV they need a weather channel - twenty four hours of weather. We tend to had one thing like that where I grew up. We known as it a window." ~ Dan Spencer
4. "When choosing between 2 evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." ~ Mae West
5. "A bank may be a place where they lend you an umbrella in truthful weather and raise for it back when it begins to rain." ~ Robert Frost
6. "There is no [*fr1]-singing within the shower, you are either a rock star or an opera diva." ~ Josh Groban
7. "I'm astounded by individuals who want to 'know' the universe when it's onerous enough to find your approach around Chinatown." ~ Woody Allen
8. "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." ~ Chris Rock
9. "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein
10. "I always remember a face, however in your case I will be glad to create an exception." ~ Groucho Marx
11. "People who think they apprehend everything are a nice annoyance to those of us who do." ~ Anonymous
12. "Once I was born I used to be so stunned I did not speak for a year and a half." ~ Gracie Allen
13. "If at 1st you do not succeed, blame someone else and request counseling." ~ Erma Bonbeck
14. "My therapist told me the method to realize true inner peace is to complete what I start. Therefore for nowadays, I've got finished two baggage of M&M and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." ~ Dave Barry
15. "Procrastination is sort of a credit card; it is a ton of fun until you get the bill." ~ Christopher Parker
Here's to an exquisite Humor Month! I hope you've enjoyed these short funny quotes. Might your April be filled with laughter (and might you be lucky enough to have fewer April pranks played on you than you play on others). Keep in mind, laughter is the most effective drugs and he who laughs loudest wins!

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