I'm certain I'm not the only 1 who does not like alarm clocks. I'd love to wake up each morning looking as vibrantly refreshed since the women in Lunesta ads. I don't. I wake up looking like I need sleeping supplements instead of my morning nutritional vitamins. When my eyes lastly open, I see the bathroom scale staring back again at me with its 1 eye. Fortunately, my scale does not speak; but it does not express empathy possibly.
Simply because John and I've home offices, you'd probably think we could avoid hurry hour traffic. Incorrect. Our hurry hour traffic involves the shower, the newspaper and the telephone. The only way I have found to avoid hurry hour traffic is to take time to empty the dishwasher or fold laundry, but that seems a little bit desperate.
Desperate is what I feel when I need to shop for clothes. When a saleslady asks how I'm going to accessorize the outfit I just purchased, I ask for help. If I needed to accessorize my outfits, I'd be arrested through the style police for being an accessory to some crime.
I haven't been arrested, but I have gotten parking tickets. Considering Southern California had less than four inches of rain this year, my windshield wipers had been utilized to hold parking tickets.
Fortunately, I don't need to use a sewing machine or an RV. If I needed to sew my clothes, I wouldn't be in a position to get out of the house; and if I had an RV, I wouldn't be in a position to get away from cooking and cleaning.
I'm at that time in my life when I can't get away from getting my hair colored. If God hadn't rested about the seventh evening, I'd be a organic blond. Obviously, if John hadn't rested about the seventh evening, the garage door will be fixed.
I wish the world's problems could be fixed without having guns. When my boys had been growing up, they couldn't have toy guns. Rather, they shot each other with pointed fingers. Fortunately, as they grew up, they got the stage.
They also got a dog. Occasionally I have forgotten to feed Zachary or take him out. Occasionally he's been tripped over or needed to put on reindeer antlers. In spite of that, he still sleeps by my feet - and by my bed and in my car. Perhaps primary a dog's life has benefits. Dogs don't need to deal with alarm clocks.
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